Welcome to Y2K — when low-rise jeans were a lifestyle, flip phones snapped shut with attitude, and Wednesdays meant you wore pink or else. So fetch wasn’t just a phrase, it was a personality. 💖
This over-the-top Valentine is serving straight-from-the-mall realness. It starts with our signature thick coated clear base in a glossy, heart-throb red, then gets topped with our signature jelly cloud texture in hot pink (because Y2K pink is an everyday mood).
Scented like sweet, sugary red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting, this slime is basically a dessert at the food court. Each one comes with the cutest balloon dog charm (colors will vary) for that extra pop of early-2000s flair.
Total main-character energy. Totally fetch. No flip phone required.
