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Coquette Poor Unfortunate

Coquette Poor Unfortunate

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Texture: thickie wood glue

Scent: salty sea breeze, damp ocean air, and fresh rain

Coquette Poor Unfortunate Souls is a reimagining of our fan-favorite Ursula inspired slime—now with a charmingly coquettish twist. 

The base is a regal purple wood glue thickie, ultra smooth and stretchy with that perfect plush pull. Just like the original, it's scented with a murky blend of salty sea breeze, damp ocean air, and fresh rain, evoking a stormy spell beneath the waves. This scent is a fan favorite and it is worthy of all of the hype!

This version is decked out in decadent coquette details: an iridescent ruffled teal bow sits atop the jar and it comes with a mini octopus tentacle adorned with a bow, two coquette Ursula inspired charms, and a handful of bows for extra flair. It's dramatic, whimsical, and just the right amount of villainous.

 

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